(via kush4brkfst)
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
(via peanutbutterfingerss)
saying math instead of maths deeply disturbs me
Wow I think you should sleep before your logic is completely lost
*~heyshouldn’tyoubesleeping~*
life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
(via cas-youchild)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
(via dgalerab)
laugh at me for making ridiculous food combinations but always remember that vanilla is a fucking flower
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
(Source: sollluxcaptor, via lokii-in-the-impala)