baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

(via peanutbutterfingerss)

saying math instead of maths deeply disturbs me

assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

(via cas-youchild)

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via dgalerab)

laugh at me for making ridiculous food combinations but always remember that vanilla is a fucking flower

gabanti:

my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it

(Source: sollluxcaptor, via lokii-in-the-impala)